Worst. Haircut. Ever. (… and a BONUS trip to the bookstore)

“Is it supposed to be uneven like that?”

I raise an eyebrow at my husband in the bathroom, then go back surveying the wreckage of my newly chopped hair. “No, no it’s not.”

“Did [INSERT name of best hairstylist EVER] give you that cut?”

“She was sick so they rescheduled me with the new girl,”

“Ah.” My husband looks over my half-shorn head again. “That might have been a mistake.”

I shoot him another look in the mirror.

“Want to grab a drink?” he quickly follows up. “And maybe go to Barnes and Noble to take your mind off it?”

“Sounds perfect,” I tell him. “Let me grab a hat.”

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Ladies, it’s bad!

I present photo evidence #1:

(Why is the one side sooo much shorter than the other?!?)

… and the back looks like a bowl cut (I’ll spare you the horror pic)

I have an appointment with my real gal tomorrow… I’ll let you know how it goes but I might be sport a crazy-short pixie cut for a while if she has to even everything out.

On the bright side: I haven’t had the courage to dye my hair 100% purple yet — even though I’ve wanted to — so now might be the time! 😂

And I got a trip to the bookstore out of it, so all was not lost! 😜 Never let it be said that I let a bad hair cut go to waste!

Stocking up on reading material and hats this week 🙂