My uncensored opinion of the new Fifty Shades movie…

Sometimes I wonder if I’m a froot loop floating in a world of cheerios. 

I just saw Fifty Shades Darker and [*gasp] enjoyed myself the entire time.

The stretcher-bar scene in particular was shiver-inducing. I would watch it again just for that. (Wait, that’s a lie… there are so many other reasons I’d watch it again. Most of them are 6′ tall.)

A group of friends and I went last week.

We oh-so-carefully chose a movie theater with a bar (check box #1) and a “rowdy” showing (check box #2) so that we could all hoot and holler appropriately when Christian Grey took his shirt off.

… and his pants

… and his underwear


mmmm…. what was I talking about? Oh yeah:

I’ve got a dirty little secret to share about why I love romance novels so much…

It’s for the sex scenes. 

They’re fun to read. They’re fun to write. And, honestly, I’m disappointed every time I pick up a book that doesn’t have one.

Because hot, passionate romance should have hot passionate wanka-wanka, you hear me?

So all those folks who want to roll their eyes at me for saying I read ALL three of the Fifty Shades books and love the movies, I have three words for you…

Naked Jamie Dornan.

And—bam—there is no arguing with that.


Do you want to show your support for the romance writers of the world?

One of the best ways to do that is to leave a review. Even something as simple as “I loved it” makes a big difference to a writer.

Show them you give a damn in a world filled with cheerios.

And if you’ve read one of my books, I’d so appreciate a review. (Plus, you get karma points, so it’s a win-win.)

Here’s a link to my Amazon page [CLICK HERE] if you want to share the love by scrolling down and seeing what happens when you push the “Write a Review” button [*wink, wink].

Until next week, keep it sassy, my friend! And Happy Valentines Day

Inappropriately yours,

Olivia Savage


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