Step 1: Divine Download Click [here] to summon the print file from the celestial clouds. A miracle in PDF format awaits.

Step 2: Sacred Printing Offer your prayers to the printer gods and select double-sided printing to grace the back of your bookmark with heavenly gold. This step ensures that your artifact carries the divine aura, front and back.

Step 3: The Holy Cut With the precision of Michael the Archangel, trim your bookmarks. A paper cutter may be your sword, but scissors are just as mighty in the hands of the faithful.

Step 4: Blessing Hole Anoint your bookmark with a hole at the top, centered as though it were the crown of creation. This will be the gateway for your tassel.

Step 5: Tassel of Sanctity Thread a tassel through the hole—your bookmark’s very own halo. Tassels, like manna, can be found aplenty on Amazon.

Go Forth and Read with Reverence

Armed with your bookmarks, you are now ready to face the pages of temptation with humor and grace. May these holy guardians of literature inspire your reading, elevate your laughter, and sanctify even the naughtiest of narratives!